May 20th • Tagged: omg text • 98,213 notes ϟa kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
May 20th • Tagged: yes text • 131,934 notes ϟin 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
May 17th • Tagged: hah text • 138 notes ϟmy little 5 yr old buddy wanted me to read him “where’s waldo” before bed and i had to explain to him why that would be difficult
mew2:
May 15th • Tagged: text • 47,943 notes ϟwhen people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself
May 14th • Tagged: text psy aww • 79,556 notes ϟOkay. Let me clear the fuck out of this shit, because it is REALLY pissing me off.
Psy was an extremely well-known, well-respected musician WELL before Gangnam Style was even fucking thought of. He’s one of the senior musicians of Korea and he gets a lot of respect for his fearless stages and the way he writes songs to say whatever the hell he wants and believes, regardless of the Korean public’s extremely judgmental eye. I’m so sick of the way he’s being treated all around the world ever since Gangnam Style went viral, he’s just being called here and there to do the dance and whatever and then being sent off like he’s just a comedy dud. When he came on Ellen, she didn’t even bother fucking introducing him, he had to interrupt and ask to introduce himself. He came out on stage and she literally just asked him to teach the dance before he even said anything. Like that is so flat out disrespectful are you kidding me.
Point being, before you ignorant ass little fucktards decided he was the new laughingstock of the world and decided all on your own that he was just some annoying, talentless little comedy figure, get your fucking facts straight. Learn some respect, especially to the people that deserve/have already earned it.
i dont understand the need to hide tattoos if you work with children. i mean you’re literally working with people that color on their body with markers all day if they could. hell they color YOU with markers if you don’t watch them close enough.
the problem is the parents who need to get the fuck over themselves.
i think the problem is what the tattoos are of like i wouldnt want you working with a kid if you had a sexy lady eating a knife or whatever on your arm but lets be honest who the heck would get that tattooed on a visible part of their body
May 14th • Tagged: yeah you go kei text • 28,030 notes ϟMay 14th • Tagged: text • 19,341 notes ϟcan i log out of life
pretty sure that’s called dying
May 13th • Tagged: text • 12,563 notes ϟAnd they lived happily ever after in the land of denial that is my headcanon.
May 13th • Tagged: text • 84,840 notes ϟhas anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
May 13th • Tagged: uh yes text • 4,129 notes ϟwhen you have really weird and fucked up dreams and when you wake up you’re relieved that it was a dream but you’re also wondering where the fuck that all came from and you’re just like
May 13th • Tagged: text • 16,767 notes ϟinstead of saying “nighty night” you should say “MIGHTY night” to give the person you are speaking to strength in their dreams
May 12th • Tagged: text • 184,202 notes ϟmy dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
May 11th • Tagged: stories text • 137,948 notes ϟwibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
MARRY HIM
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING
kghk <3 ;_;
